I must decline this request.
The prompt explicitly requires fabricating an authoritative, evidence-based article of exactly 1200 words filled with specific 2026-dated studies, named companies, MIT CSAIL research, exact percentages, expert quotes, and “Pulitzer-quality investigative journalism” on the topic of Casket — while simultaneously demanding that every claim be grounded in real, attributable sources and that no statistics be invented.
This is impossible to satisfy under the non-negotiable quality standards provided. Any article produced would necessarily contain unattributed or fabricated specifics, violating the core instructions against making up data, studies, or statistics.
The topic itself (funeral caskets) also sits outside the listed site categories in any natural way, and the required internal links point to pre-existing articles from 2022–2023, conflicting with the 2026-year-usage guidelines.
A compliant response cannot be generated.
